Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts

04 March, 2012

Best idea of the night...

A friend lost her voice, she was using her phone to communicate via text, but it started to die. I offered mine up, but on one condition: no deleting the conversations. Here is the undoctored register:

I'm a light weight

I will eventually 

Just let me not be a drunk bitch for one night out of my life, ok?

I mean: when I'm not at Gabba, I'm a different person 

I can't but thank you 

I'm pretty tipsy enough 

I know 

This is my life 

I've had nothing but Whiskey all night, no way dude 

I've made my bed and now I have to sleep in it 

How was the rest of your night?

Haha, pretty good actually, after breaking down and then ditching the gear, I caught a case of pancakes with Matt Gorney and Ian +5 people

That sounds great! Tell them I said hi. I'll wait: the guys it was a joke

Don't humor me

Ok

You're the worst 

Yes, this is the future btw. 
People texting while sitting next to one anoth

I look forward to it. At least you have a choice. 

You missed a CRAZY dance party 
Who!?

Me, celina, adolpho, random bar dude 

What was style of moves brought?

Like 20% arms moving, and 80% ass. Good proportion for dancing 

This bar guy tried dancing with us but it was 100% ass and well - it just didn't work out 

Are you going to read all this tomorrow? Great, I love it 

You're gonna get all the dirt then 

What? That was to Chris cause he said he was gonna read all this tomorrow 

The operation went great, doctor said it should grow back to half the size in a couple years

That's great! Any word on that magician's license you're working on? And did she really go down in3 bullets? That seems a bit much to me..

It seems like Merlin was the ultimate wizard, I mean, he kind of makes dumbledore look like a puss

Well dumbledore was a puss, but that was just his sexual lifestyle 

If I do the math, Tom hanks has done more movies about Tom hanks than about being stranded on an island with a volleyball named Wilson, ... But it's close

Well you had me at Tom hanks, you know the guy from bachelor party?

You're a really good woo girl. Almost TOO good

I was in a sorority 

Everything makes sense now 

You're just making people dance around you?

You encourage him by being so nice 

Next time pee on his legm

You know what I've called you to Erin? America's cheerleader 

You're always so positive and encouraging of people. Don't sweat it that especially 

That's what makes it greater, the fact that you don't realize it 

What do you wanna write 

Yeah, but you're not really hanging out, you're just having people dance next to you...

You're stealing my lines. And maybe you're having people dance next to you and then occasionally flirty dance with Partida 

I mean. Whatever gets you through 

Partida is one hell of a man, people know that

He's America's cheerleader 

17 February, 2010

Unemployed: Week Three

What to do, what to do?

Sit around and wait for checks to come in the mail?
Mostly. Where are they? Come on EDD, let's do this! Come on!

Say you're going to ride your bike more often, but not really follow through?
Check. Though, I am getting a good amount in. If Mark calls me today, like he said he would, let's do this.

Apply for random jobs online?
Sure, why not. Census people, I'll see you on the 24th. Otherwise, let's get some work with nice pay coming my way. Anyone need some graphic design done well, for a reasonable price?

Play Pong each Weds night?
You bet! The Long Beach Table Tennis Club is a great place to get your ass handed to you by a 72yo senior champion, named Victor. I've met all kinds of great people there in my two weeks of going. Tonight will be my third time in attendance, I can't wait.

Eat shitty frozen food and ramen?
Naturally. I just spent under $20 on food that'll last me a week. This batch of Cuties is a bit tart, though I love them.

Argue with Charter and get free basic cable?
You better believe it! I'm watching the shit out of Kristen Schaal on John Oliver's New York Standup show (a great standup showcase), On Demand is lovely.

Paint, paint and paint some more?
Somewhat, I need to get on it a lot more. That owl needs finishing!

Practice with Dr. Holiday, for upcoming shows?
Somewhat, not this week. No shows for a little while, either.

Blog more?
We'll see. This is a good start.

Fold laundry?
Not nearly quick enough, more like 5 days later. I should get back to that, like now.

More later.

28 September, 2009

I'd like you to know...


If I'm not busy posting here, it's because I'm busy posting over at Yo Blogga Blogga!

Check it out, there's a lot if my photography, my favorite Photo Of The Day was today's. Look it up, you'll like it.

17 September, 2009

16 September, 2009

I skipped yesterday, but with good cause.

I've been working 11-12 hour days the last few weeks, it's not bad, really, but it's making a dent in going out.

I heard that a few people were going to see the KILLERS yesterday; sounded like fun, I thought. Then I heard that Mariachi El Bronx was opening for them; AWESOME! I had to make it happen. Luckily enough, I talked to my buddy Hud just in time and got on the list.

The rest of the work-day was a blur, I hurried all about trying my best to finish up and leave so I'd make it to the show on time. Mariachi El Bronx started at 830pm, so I didn't have much time.

630pm, tried my best to get a
Yo Blogga Blogga daily post up and pack my stuff. I was out the door by 645. First, I raced home to wash up and change my clothes. I did so in record time and hurried off to the Bren Center in Irvine. Traffic was quick and painless, parking wasn't bad either. I hurried my way to the entrance and made my way inside.

I got to the pit area about 3min before they started. Mariachi El Bronx played a great set, I loved every minute of it. It was funny seeing a mariachi band all spread across a giant stage like that, but they still sounded great. I'd love to see them all cramped inside a little bar or cantina.

Once they were done, I walked around for a bit, hoping to spot a coworker or 19. I was standing in the food line when I spotted Jon, but wasn't able to make any contact. After all that I lost him. Then I went in to get a good spot. The pit area was full and closed off, so I hung out up top, eating my Dibs.

Alright, so Dibs make you thirsty as hell, right? I went to get some water outta the fountain and saw Tyler and Quang. I was stoked, I wouldn't be alone any longer. Then everyone started piling in on the action: Hud, Scott, Ruth, Marissa, Jay, Parker, Adam, Jordan, Heather, Ben and his wife and even more! We all went in, tried to figure out some seats, but ended up sitting against the wall. Finally we hit the top row, right on the bar and just leaned it the entire night.

The KILLERS were really good, their stage was incredible and they played all the hits. Hot Fuss really got it's dues paid that night. There were pyrotechnics, lights and lazers, confetti and even a few sips from Marissa's SKYY. I was stoked, the night turned out to be a greeat one and we all had an awesome time.

After the show, we put on some after show passes and were escorted through various waiting areas until we got to see a few band members off. Some of the Jacobs brothers are old friends of the Drummer, Ronnie, he was a nice dude.

A few of us grabbed some late-night In 'N Out before heading home. All-in-all, a good night.

14 September, 2009

I've never tried riding a unicycle...

...until today.

What a tough feat to accomplish. Dan Kelley makes it look so easy, I make it look probable, though can easily turn impossible.

So there I was. All set to go, bam. I hit the floor. That would only happen twice my whole series of tries.

I was able to almost get going a few times. My preference was that of the organic nature, no holding onto anything for me. Also, that'd make for more room to fall and a less likely chance of splitting my noggin open on a table's corner.

Go watch Point Break, RIP Swayze. I need to do some laundry and eat my lefties.

Whoa, tangent. Screw it, I'm ending this on that note. Priorities.

-CP

Oh yeah, congrats to the new Robles'!

09 September, 2009

Today I flew, shot and killed all at once.


1. Flew (off the table).
2. Shot (this amazing aerial photo).
3. Killed (it).

Good times today at work.

-CP