I think that's what we'll call it.
It'll take some time and effort to save up for and find a retired cruiseliner, but in the end it will be so worth it. All of those elderly people on their last days will party until they can't party any longer, really go for broke, ya know?
I can't believe anybody hasn't already thought of creating a cruise line specifically for those on their death beds. I mean, when I'm that old, I'm gonna want to go out with a bang.
Sure, logistics, I know. We'll have to have an on-site morgue, and some pretty hefty medical staff/facilities, but those are only so you can keep the party going. This is gonna catch on, I swear. Especially the first-class rooms, I see trust funds and life savings really going to something of value and worth: heart-shaped beds and Krystal for days!
13 September, 2010
19 May, 2010
Recommended Movie Trailers
Mic Macs
Inception
Jonah Hex
Robin Hood
Piranha 3D
Get Him To The Greek
Super 8
Cropsey
Gangster Paradise Jarusalema
Babies
Cyrus
Survival Of The Dead
Countdown To Zero
Holy Rollers
Buried
MacGruber
Get Low
Predators
The Disappearance Of Alice Creed
The Expendables
Oceans
Toy Story 3
Dinner For Shmucks
Iron Man 2
The A-Team
Salt
The Human Centipede
Despicable Me
Inception
Jonah Hex
Robin Hood
Piranha 3D
Get Him To The Greek
Super 8
Cropsey
Gangster Paradise Jarusalema
Babies
Cyrus
Survival Of The Dead
Countdown To Zero
Holy Rollers
Buried
MacGruber
Get Low
Predators
The Disappearance Of Alice Creed
The Expendables
Oceans
Toy Story 3
Dinner For Shmucks
Iron Man 2
The A-Team
Salt
The Human Centipede
Despicable Me
12 March, 2010
I'm in Chicago, it's not that windy.
Landed here around 1130 or so, got to the hotel, then proceeded to visit The Wiener's Circle on account that Ricky had seen it on tv.
It was about a mile's hike to this late night eatery. Walking thru Lincoln Park on a brisk night, just missing the rain, we were hungry. A few of us had an idea of what we were in store for, but not all of us.
As we entered the dirty little hot dog stand, we were instantly enveloped into the free flowing "motherfuckers this, pussy juice that" and every other derogatory slur possible. One drunken loudmouth kept yelling at the cashier, asking/demanding for his chocolate shake (apparently, perfectly acceptable behavior).
Ignoring him, I ordered my polish dog with everything, cheese fries and an orange soda. I waited patiently, even in the midst of all the chaos. Right before
I received my food, the loudmouth got his shake. He handed over a $20 and saw some chocolate shake, that's for sure...
The polish dog was good, but I think a regular hot dog benefits better from all the fixins. The cheese fries were gnarly, gritty and better off eaten without the cheese.
I will probably never go back, but it was worth a shot.
Tomorrow, a possible lunch at Fogo De Chao, and at least one dog from Wrigleyville!
Oh yeah, a show at the Metro, too.
It was about a mile's hike to this late night eatery. Walking thru Lincoln Park on a brisk night, just missing the rain, we were hungry. A few of us had an idea of what we were in store for, but not all of us.
As we entered the dirty little hot dog stand, we were instantly enveloped into the free flowing "motherfuckers this, pussy juice that" and every other derogatory slur possible. One drunken loudmouth kept yelling at the cashier, asking/demanding for his chocolate shake (apparently, perfectly acceptable behavior).
Ignoring him, I ordered my polish dog with everything, cheese fries and an orange soda. I waited patiently, even in the midst of all the chaos. Right before
I received my food, the loudmouth got his shake. He handed over a $20 and saw some chocolate shake, that's for sure...
The polish dog was good, but I think a regular hot dog benefits better from all the fixins. The cheese fries were gnarly, gritty and better off eaten without the cheese.
I will probably never go back, but it was worth a shot.
Tomorrow, a possible lunch at Fogo De Chao, and at least one dog from Wrigleyville!
Oh yeah, a show at the Metro, too.
17 February, 2010
Unemployed: Week Three
What to do, what to do?
Sit around and wait for checks to come in the mail?
Mostly. Where are they? Come on EDD, let's do this! Come on!
Say you're going to ride your bike more often, but not really follow through?
Check. Though, I am getting a good amount in. If Mark calls me today, like he said he would, let's do this.
Apply for random jobs online?
Sure, why not. Census people, I'll see you on the 24th. Otherwise, let's get some work with nice pay coming my way. Anyone need some graphic design done well, for a reasonable price?
Play Pong each Weds night?
You bet! The Long Beach Table Tennis Club is a great place to get your ass handed to you by a 72yo senior champion, named Victor. I've met all kinds of great people there in my two weeks of going. Tonight will be my third time in attendance, I can't wait.
Eat shitty frozen food and ramen?
Naturally. I just spent under $20 on food that'll last me a week. This batch of Cuties is a bit tart, though I love them.
Argue with Charter and get free basic cable?
You better believe it! I'm watching the shit out of Kristen Schaal on John Oliver's New York Standup show (a great standup showcase), On Demand is lovely.
Paint, paint and paint some more?
Somewhat, I need to get on it a lot more. That owl needs finishing!
Practice with Dr. Holiday, for upcoming shows?
Somewhat, not this week. No shows for a little while, either.
Blog more?
We'll see. This is a good start.
Fold laundry?
Not nearly quick enough, more like 5 days later. I should get back to that, like now.
More later.
Sit around and wait for checks to come in the mail?
Mostly. Where are they? Come on EDD, let's do this! Come on!
Say you're going to ride your bike more often, but not really follow through?
Check. Though, I am getting a good amount in. If Mark calls me today, like he said he would, let's do this.
Apply for random jobs online?
Sure, why not. Census people, I'll see you on the 24th. Otherwise, let's get some work with nice pay coming my way. Anyone need some graphic design done well, for a reasonable price?
Play Pong each Weds night?
You bet! The Long Beach Table Tennis Club is a great place to get your ass handed to you by a 72yo senior champion, named Victor. I've met all kinds of great people there in my two weeks of going. Tonight will be my third time in attendance, I can't wait.
Eat shitty frozen food and ramen?
Naturally. I just spent under $20 on food that'll last me a week. This batch of Cuties is a bit tart, though I love them.
Argue with Charter and get free basic cable?
You better believe it! I'm watching the shit out of Kristen Schaal on John Oliver's New York Standup show (a great standup showcase), On Demand is lovely.
Paint, paint and paint some more?
Somewhat, I need to get on it a lot more. That owl needs finishing!
Practice with Dr. Holiday, for upcoming shows?
Somewhat, not this week. No shows for a little while, either.
Blog more?
We'll see. This is a good start.
Fold laundry?
Not nearly quick enough, more like 5 days later. I should get back to that, like now.
More later.
28 January, 2010
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